my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
"you’re finally coming out of your room and being sociable!!!!!!" yes because sometimes I like human interaction but if you’re gonna say that then fuck it
"you actually talked????„!" yes I do in fact have a voice
"but you’re so quiet?????!??!" I’ll show you how quiet I can be when I punch you in…
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
"Does this look like a kid’s story to you?"
A century and a half later, a new Alice follows her kidnapped boyfriend through the looking glass and into a changed Wonderland.